If Love Is the Answer, Who the Fuck Asks Such Stupid Questions?

Update Feb 14 2007
even more pro-anti-love songs :-)

• It's not Love (The Pipettes)
• Tear it to pieces (Thee Headcoatees)
  I take your love and tear it to pieces!

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Update!
Some new wonderful Anti Love Songs for the collection...
sehet, hoeret und staunet ;)

• Love And Marriage (Dinah Shore)
  well, a song for all the people who are convinced, that romance/love and (monogamous) relationships are to be strictly distinguished...
  and especially a song for the pro gay marriage faction!
  
• The Other Side Of You (Stereo Total)
  englische version von schoen von hinten, etwas melancholischer...
  
• I Wanna Wanna Wanna Wanna Wanna Wanna Wanna Get Rid Of You (Gravy Train!!!!)
  yeah! a new album is out - and i was the last to find out... ;)
  
• kein liebeslied (Andreas Dorau)
  thanx to davey 4 this one
  
• Seconds (Le Tigre)
  this is actually not about love - but nobody will realise immediately - 'you make me sick sick sick sick...'
  

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• Down With Love (Michael Buble & Holly Palmer)
  an anti-love song disguised as a proper heterosexual jazz duet ;)
  
• Stupid Cupid (Connie Francis)
• Pipeau (Brigitte Fontaine)
• Liebe Wird Oft Überbewertet (Lassie Singers)
  love's mostly overvalued...
  
• I Love You Cause I Have To (Dogs Die In Hot Cars)
• You Love, We Party! (Clap!Clap!)
• Argument (Robots In Disguise)
• Stop The Wedding (Gravy Train!!!!)
• nein nein (Egotronic)
• All I Want Is Yo Dik (Hawnay Troof)
  think sex-positive! ;)
  
• Love / Hate Transmission (Liz Phair)
• Love Is Just The Great Pretender (Animal Nightlife)
• Tulpen und Narzissen (Die Doraus & Die Marinas)
• I Can't Be Trusted (Holly Golightly)
• Well It's True That We Love One Another (White Stripes & Holly Golightly)
  A love song sung by 3 people: two of them siblings - let's reclaim "love" in a better way! romantic, pragmatic, exciting and yet to be discovered :)
  
• D-I-V-O-R-C-E (George Jones & Tammy Wynette)
  sobbing, pathetic, full of self-pity and playing on one's heart strings - but still: a song about divorce! play it for all these pro-gay-marriage enthusiasts! ;)
  
• Altes Herz (Britta)
• Jackson (Johnny Cash & June Carter)
  More songs about breaking up and having fun, please!
  
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me (Dusty Springfield)
  yes, a song about love negotiations, but not quite a love song :)
  
• I'm through with love (Marilyn Monroe)
  from all people i always wanted to hear those words from marilyn... :)
  
• Opfer dieses Liedes (Les Reines Prochaines)
  the best cover version of any song ever! and besides: describes perfectly the devastating effects of falling in love - the inevitable broken heart...
  
• This is not a love song (Nouvelle Vague)
• Parasitic Wedding Vows (Phantom Buffalo)
• One Step Inside Doesn't Mean You Understand (The Notwist)
• Happy Violentine (Miss Kittin)
• I Want You (Pulp)
  great and impressive song about how love works, all those thoughts and feelings i had to deal with again and again... really touching and really scary
  

thanx!!! to miss basil for the pic! :)

to be continued - gimme more! :) but not this pathetic heart-broken stuff, but real anti love-as-a-failure songs ;)